Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. My name is Gomer…no, I’m not the Pyle. (nuttin-like-him) I’m theYou that no one knows from inside. (whoa, that’s deep) I left my hus-band, for a new man. And he took me back, so-yeah-we’re-gonna-have-to-dig-further-into-that. Okay! I’m spitting bars this month. I felt that one. Poppin’ my collar; … Read more
Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. My name is Esther, yeah it’s the Queen. I had some opps, trying to plot behind the scenes. But amen, we defeated Haman. Saved the Jews and changed the game, man. Lol. This one was inspired by fellow Tik-Toker, Wande. Hallelujah! Wulp! We’re five deep in on … Read more
Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. My name’s Delilah…I’m hella fine. Samson was my man–the strongest in the land. He had them inches, flowing down his back. Ayy, I-gave-him-a-shape-up-he-lost-his-strength…and yeah, that was kinda whack. Lol, I’m coming through with bars this time! Okay, I stole them from a fellow Tik-Toker. I Am Not … Read more
Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. My name is Chloe…I’m seeking peace, yo. Don’t want division– so calling Paul to end the tension. Lol, something like that. I declare– it’s getting worse. We may need the assistance of a professional rapper to continue with this blog–Yo. Next on the list of The Women … Read more
Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. Hallelujah, ha-ha-hallelujah. Roll call. My name is Sheba…short for Bathsheba. I was bathing on the deck, not tryin’ to smell, duh! Lol! I’m gonna stop right there before y’all cut me loose. But that wasn’t bad. I may have found my second calling. Next on the list of The Women of … Read more
Hallelujah Roll Call…Abigail Women of the Bible from A to Z by JC Miller Introduction We all know about the TikTok sensation, ‘Hallelujah Roll Call’ where TikTokers are rapping while mimicking a cheat sheet of sorts on biblical characters. As a lover of The Word and biblical trivia, this is right up my … Read more